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You Know You're From Christchurch



Bruce Raines



You tell yr kids that Santa will land on the lawn where yr chimney is

The only things you have on yr shelves are the things you want to claim insurance on

A self-cleaning toilet is a bucket upside down on yr garden sprinkler

Yr ensuite has a vege garden and a dog kennel

Yr kids stop asking for a sandpit

You watch an out-of-towner sprint to the door during a 5.1 while you and yr mates just sit there

'Our house in the middle of the street' is no longer just a song

You take yr dirty washing on holiday with you

You're happy to be constipated











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