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Jeremy Clarkson

Why do cities spend megabucks hosting Olympic Games - they never break even, even when allow for tourist spending. So why not just run it as a glorified school sports day - get thing over and done with in a day. Or if can't do that, why not have one central venue that everybody goes to every 4 years.

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School education -everything wrong summed up by music classes - taught crappy old songs that no-one wd want to inflict on anyone else socially, whereas if spent music lessons making the siren noise out of Blockbuster by the Sweet...

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TV audience numbers plummeting, so where are they going? Well the women are all in chat rooms starting affairs with old school friends, and guys are all on Facebook pretending to be 14 yo schoolgirls.

Had a friend who flew to Italy to buy a bunch of silk flags which he used as lining for a bespoke suit.

JC buys crap - deliberately seeks out tattiest souvenirs he can find.

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When the various eco-worriers start preaching at you, tell them to MYOB. There've always been do-gooders trying to tell everyone else how to live. They're always convinced that they're the only ones wo've got it right, and history tells us that they're always wrong.

No point in farming in Britain anymore bc the working class just wants to eat fat and the middle class only wants stuff grown in Tuscany.

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One comfort abt lousy school reports is that no-one who is successful in life ever had a good one.

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Doesn't matter how rich you are, if you are small you will be consumed with the sense that people are not just physically looking down on you, but mentally as well. You never meet a balanced shortarse - they interpret every kind word or thoughtful gesture as a potential slight. It's illegal to discriminate against virtually other group in society bt it's still perfectly legal to push small people over in the supermarket.

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Good looking people aren't funny, bc their looks are good enough to pull the opposite sex. Fat, ugly people are funny/entertaining, because humour is essentially a tool for whittling out a bit of sex that otherwise might not be available.

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