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Spike Milligan: A Celebration
Roger Sawyer
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Skit about man who's right foot sings. He goes to see a famous Harley St doctor, Sir Ralph Fees. Dr gives him address of a psychiatrist. At that moment the foot bursts into song. "Wait a minute'" says doctor. "I'll come with you."
"Who are you?" "Lord Nelson." "But he was missing an arm" "I am, I used to have three."
Policeman "Are you Mrs Terrible?" "Yes, is it bad news?" "Yes, very bad, my wife's run off with a burglar." "There, there, I've got some good news: Princess Anne will be 25 tomorrow." Policeman: "I do believe I feel better already."
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